February 2012
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i work with someone who reminds me of an actor on the soap’s i watched with my gram when i was little. jesus christ. 
Feb 10th
Is Liz Lemon Growing Backwards? | Monkey See NPR →
something has definitely been feeling off this season. 
Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (source: npr)
Feb 7th
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January 2012
Jan 30th
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Listenjimhalpert: #GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST #I HATE...
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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you’re fucking weird. and i dont like you. i wish i could say it to your face but then i’d just regret being mean and making you feel bad. if you feel things. isnt it cool to not have feelings? so if you think its cool to not have feelings, then your feelings wouldnt be hurt because, you’re so hip, so with it. and its cool not to care, so of course, you dont care. its cool not to...
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Bad News for Whitney and Chelsea Could Be Good... →
yes! fuck chelsea and that other bitch. the most unfunniest shows. community is amazingg
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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i need your help. for this stupid party my company is hosting, i have to dress up as my favorite rock star. i would love to pull off britney but i know i cant. i want it to be the least work possible and preferrably a blond musician. can you think of anyone?
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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I'm fighting the urge to just lay in bed watching...
we-are-stardust: I’m going to lay in bed and watch a movie, but not eating this whole bag of chocolate I found is going to be difficult.   gpoy
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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When you send someone a nice message and they...
brokenmachine:
Jan 24th
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahfunnychicks) LIFE IS OVER! (via breakthrough-by-design) gpoy *wail* (via pickpocket)
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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I really want a red dress.
we-are-stardust: That’s my current “must have” obsession.  Every store and online store I’ve frequented has been all about scoping out their red dresses, and so far, no such luck.  Someone must have the perfect red dress for me.   lulus?
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Chris: Ron Swanson, how are you? Ron: Present
Jan 20th
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