January 2012
i am godamn, motherfucking, flabbergasted. this dude is getting married and we’re not even really friends anymore and i sent him a nice message wishing him luck when he gets sent to a war zone and got no response so i cant even tell him to use my sister for the engagement or wedding photos or to use nicole’s cupcakes at any wedding/engagement parties/wedding. UGH so fucking weird.
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Bad News for Whitney and Chelsea Could Be Good... →
yes! fuck chelsea and that other bitch. the most unfunniest shows. community is amazingg
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i need your help. for this stupid party my company is hosting, i have to dress up as my favorite rock star. i would love to pull off britney but i know i cant. i want it to be the least work possible and preferrably a blond musician. can you think of anyone?
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I'm fighting the urge to just lay in bed watching...
we-are-stardust:
I’m going to lay in bed and watch a movie, but not eating this whole bag of chocolate I found is going to be difficult.
gpoy
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When you send someone a nice message and they...
brokenmachine:
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahfunnychicks)
LIFE IS OVER!
(via breakthrough-by-design)
gpoy *wail*
(via pickpocket)
I really want a red dress.
we-are-stardust:
That’s my current “must have” obsession.
Every store and online store I’ve frequented has been all about scoping out their red dresses, and so far, no such luck.
Someone must have the perfect red dress for me.
lulus?
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Chris: Ron Swanson, how are you?
Ron: Present
'Mad Men' Stars Tease Season 5 And Share Their... →
huffposttv:
“I think this season is the best yet. I really do,” Slattery said. “We were all commenting that it felt like the first season. We’ve somehow circled back after all the details and all the plot development that’s happened with everybody … it’s kind of circled back to the sort of tunnel vision on each character and various elements of each character that they’ve dialed in on. It’s...
i wonder if i could survive a night in the city with my wedges. you know those ones i wore on my birthday?
“I don’t understand the problem with the nudity in the film. What’s the...”
– Michael Fassbender On Shame’s NC-17 Rating
Anonymous asked: BTW Monmouth's tuition is about $27,000 per year. Housing is an ADDITIONAL $10,000. You were incorrect.
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ted mosby is the whiniest motherfuckering character i’ve ever fucking seen on tv. i couldnt want to kick a dude in the crotch more, than him. i even hate the actor.
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if you invite certain people, to try to keep everyone involved and noone left out, and they continually never show up or say no, how is one not supposed to take that personally? i have to try because he’s my boyfriend, i cant stop trying. personally, i want a better relationship with certain individuals because, obviously, we are going to be around each other for the rest of our lives. i...
i am not going to say “stella artWA” to a bartender. it aint happening.